The enemy of Circumstance Struggles vainly Against the situational ropes His hands writhe in agony, Restlessly wrestling With the phantom figures Of Fate and Predicament. He develops a plan of battle. To overcome the power Of Points, Times, Places, Events. He leaves himself phone messages. Associates exclusively with people Whose names contain colors. Eats Alliteratively. Gradually, he feels himself Rising above The tyranny of accident. At last, the web of Destiny Falls before the blade Of the circumstantial warrior! ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| The phone rings. It's Violet Green. They go out and eat Potatoes, popcorn, and pomegranates. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| The winds of Fortune shift A chuckle of thunder escapes the clouds. The Captain of Circumstance Motions for his phantom friends. "That one gave us the slip For a few weeks With that banana bread business. Now that we're wise To his formula for freedom, Let's feed him some franks In France with the Fuchsias"